Nice Baby 

a nice baby is an average 24-hour labor
if you’re lucky.
now once the creature has arrived
get ready to be the milk factory
open 24/7.

handle sleep regressions, growth spurts,
20 baby teeth,
hourly fussing through the night.

tantrums in the food store
& plenty of shit.
I mean plenty.

let’s not talk about ecology.
there is none.
not even if you wash diapers by hand.
better not discuss this catastrophe at all.

next time you see a nice baby,
don’t waste time on compliments 
just drink your beer
& enjoy idleness,
you lucky bastard.

Creative team: Author Ida Giedraite / Video editor Silvija Valeisaite / Photo Zizpaul, Tomas Juskaitis, Vytautas Katkus, Guoda Taraskeviciute, Alina Lu